Latian Drama Yang FAIL Abis!

DOOOR! Udah lama nih ga ngeposting :3 Maklum ya, gue kan pelajar berbakti yang dibebani banyak tugas gitu deh ceritanya. Oke, kali ini gue mau cerita pengalaman gue pas gue lagi sibuk sibuknya sama tugas dan latian sana sini.

Ini cerita tentang gimana gue akhirnya belajar dari pengalaman gue sendiri. Well ini dimulai ketika gue sama temen-temen rencananya mau latian drama di sekolah jam 5an. Berhubung di sekolah lagi ada tanding sepak bola, jadi gue parkirin aja motor di deket motornya supporter yg lagi teriak-teriak anarkis di lapangan.

Akhirnya gue sama temen temen masuk ke sekolah. Bukannya latian drama, ujung-ujungnya malah pada ngobrol sambil nggosipin orang. (nb = disitu ga cuma ada kaum hawa aja, ada satu cowo yg ternyata doyan nggosip juga -_- )

Saking asiknya pada cerita, ga sadar deh kalo hari udah gelap dan magrib. Gue yg kepikiran sama helm niatnya mau ngambil helm dulu baru solat bareng.

TAPIIIII......WHAT? Semua gerbang buat kelapangan udah dikunci! Motor gue? Helm gue? (‾(••)‾")
Aaaaarg kenapa ga ada yg ngingetin kalo tanding bolanya udah bubaran sebelum magrib sih? Kenapa juga ga ada yg nyadar kalo udah bubar tandingnya gerbang timur, barat dan gerbang-gerbang lainnya buat ke lapangan depan dikunci? KENAPA? Trus salah sapa dong dil? Salah bunda mengandung. Engga, engga. Gue bercanda. Ga lucu yah? Haha.. *ketawa garing* #fail
Suram. Gimana gue bisa pulang kalo kaya gini? Tapi untungnya, motor temen gue juga ikutan kekunci di lapangan. Yes bum bum retek tek! Gue ada temennya! Akhirnya gue mutusin buat ke musola dulu, solat. Siapa tau gue dapet wangsit ato semacemnya gitu, biar bisa ngeluarin motor gue dan pulang.

Daaaaan eng ing eng... Disanalah anak cowo kelas gue yg ternyata lagi kumpul mau pada futsalan dan salah satunya ngasih saran buat minta kunci ke pak bejo –salah satu penjaga sekolah–
Ternyata dari sekian banyak pintu yg menuju ke lapangan, ada satu yg belum dikunci. Itu pintu deket lab yg jalannya gelap dan yg demi maling njebol sekolah, itu lumayaaaaaaan... Artikan sendiri. Jadi jangan salahin gue ya kalo gue ga kepikiran sama itu satu pintu!

Dan besoknya, ketika gue lagi nunggu antrian sembako (re : ulangan fisika) Mas Saryo –satpam sekolah yg mirip Briptu Norman– bilang ke gue : "Itu yg kemaren motornya Mba Dilla ya? Oh saya apal, jadi saya bilang aja ke Pak Bejo biar pintunya di kunci aja". Gue : *diem*,dalam hati gue : *salto*┌(_o_)┐

Gila, sakit. Itu sakit banget, tega bener nih Pak Caya-caya -__________-
Dan seperti yg dari awal udah gue bilang, gue akhirnya belajar dari pengalaman gue kalo : nggosipin orang di sekolah jangan kesorean. Bisa-bisa dikunci, dan END

Anak Kecil Berkaos Ijo Army

Please, jangan tanya kenapa gue lagi doyan cerita tentang anak kecil. Sebelumnya cerita tentang anak keci bersendal merah, sekarang anak kecil berkaos ijo army, besok apa dil? Anak kecil bercelana kuning tai kah? Entah

Oke, kalo kemaren gue cerita tentang anak kecil yg sempet difitnah sama mamah gue, sekarang gue mau cerita tentang gimana gue dibuat sebel mati-matian sama anak kecil yg berkaos ijo army.

Jadi, ekskul gue (broadcasting) niatnya mau bikin film. Kita milih lokasi di jalan belakang sekolah deket komplek tentara. Alesannya... lupa. Gosah protes! Ini beneran lupa men!
Nah di salah satu scene nanti ada anak-anak kecil yang lagi main bola. Berhubung adek gue punya prajurit, niatnya gue mau pake mereka buat adegan itu. Sebelumnya gue juga udah janjian sama adek gue. Tapiiiiiiiii...... begitu gue telpon adek gue buat meluncur ke TKP naik kuda+bawa obor (keracunan film indosiar) adek gue GA MAU! Gue bilang dia sama pasukannya itu bakal dibayar dan tetep GA MAU! GA MAU!

Bayangin gimana depresinya gue! Oke ga usah dibayangin.
Akhirnya gue bikin perjanjian sama anak kecil sekitar lokasi.
Gue : "De, mau main film ga? Cari temen-temennya buat main bola. Nanti dibayar loh."
Anak kecil : "Satu anak dibayar 50ribu ya."
Gue : (syok berat) *dalem hati* Buseeeet ini anak kecil udah tau duit aja, mana matre banget lagi
Temen gue : "Udah dil tawar aja."
Gue : "Jangan segitu deh de, ga ada duit nih." (Akhirnya ngaku juga kalo dana limit)
Anak kecil : "Yaudah satu anak dibayar seribu ya."
Ya tuhaaaaaaaan. Ini anak sesuatu banget deh. Segitu gampangnya dia banting harga dari 50ribu jadi seribu rupiah? Gue yakin, pas gede nanti dia nyesel abis atas apa yg udah dia lakuin. Yakin banget.

Berhubung mereka nawarin harga yang cuma bisa buat beli permen 10 itu, gue sama temen-temen setuju aja. Tapi karena waktu take gambar udah selese, adegan anak kecilnya dipending buat hari lain.

Pas hari take gambar, sebenernya gue ga tau gimana awalnya secara detail gara-gara gue harus beli konsumsi buat temen-temen gue (re : beli aqua gelas -_-) Pas gue udah sampe di TKP, adegan anak kecil yang main bola itu udah kelar. Ternyata anak kecil yg berhasil dikumpulin banyak banget!

Tapi kata temen gue, anak-anak itu mau dibayar pake permen. WHAT? DIBAYAR PAKE PERMEN? Tuhan, gue baru sadar anak kecil itu polos banget. Tapi, begitu gue mau beli permen buat anak-anak kecil itu tiba-tiba dateng si anak kecil berkaos army. Dan dia minta duit! Loh? Katanya permen?
Ternyata anak yg satu ini ga mau dibayar pake permen. Dia tetep minta duit. Dan duit yang niatnya mau dibagiin satu satu buat anak yg udah ikut berpartisipasi, dia embat semua. APA-APAAN INI HA? Demi gajah salto gue bete.

Jujur, gue ini ga suka sama anak kecil. Gue cuma suka beberapa spesies dari mereka aja. Dan si anak kecil berkaos ijo army ini adalah spesies yang gue ga suka. Matre, bossy arrrrrrrrgh.....!! Ternyata anak kecil itu ga sepolos yg gue kira. Terus gimana nasib anak yang lain yg udah ngerengek didepan gue buat minta bayaran coba? Sedangkan duitnya udah diambil sama si anak berkaos ijo army itu? Gue terjepit, anak kecil berkaos ijo itu malah pergi sama beberapa pasukannya yg mungkin mau dikasih bagian. MUNGKIN YA!

Untung anak-anak itu mau gue bayar pake permen. Gue lega. Tapi... jeng jeng jeng ternyata anak kecil berkaos ijo army itu balik lagi dan minta bagian permen juga. Sontak gue bete lagi. Rakus amet ini anak. Dan liat, ternyata dia abis dari warung beli minuman torpedo hasil duit anak-anak yang lain. Gila yah, anak kecil, cewe pula minumnya torpedo. Temen gue sempet bilang : "Yang baju ijo itu gosah dikasih dil!"

NAH! Niatnya juga gue ga mau kasih tu permen buat anak kaos ijo itu. NGAPAIN? Gue udah keburu bete. Tapi yang gue takutin, dia kemungkinan anak tentara. Bajunya aja ijo army gitu. Kalo sampe nangis terus lapor sama bapaknya, bisa disidang gue -__________-

Anak Kecil Bersendal Merah

Jujur, kayaknya emang aku ga ada bakat nulis. Terbukti isi blog ini bosok. Ga mutu. Jadi sorry buat yg kadang-kadang sering aku ajakin buat mbacain isi blog yg ga oke ini. Bahkan aku follow update blog biar isi blog yg (lagi-lagi) ga mutu ini biar dipublikasikan. Secara harfiah, mungkin itu termasuk pemaksaan halus buat followersnya update blog.
Jadi berhubung ini masih dalam nuansa lebaran, aku minta maaf yg sebesar-besarnya buat kalian yg lagi search sesuatu yg menarik malah yg keluar blog ini dan berujung bunuh diri, sorry banget buat yg udah kecewa sama isi blog ini. Sorry

Anyway aku mau sedikit ceritain pengalaman, semoga ini sedikit bermanfaat buat kalian yg gampang panikan. Jadi gini, hari itu aku diajakin mama ikut belanja. Kalo ga salah, itu H-3 lebaran. Ya dengan alesan gampang cape kalo jalan-jalan sendiri, akhirnya mama bawa aku sama Onit buat nemenin pergi. Oke deh, secara aku anak yg cukup berbakti akhirnya aku temenin juga deh si mama.

Dan sampailah kami disebuah pusat perbelanjaan. Mama yg emang lagi ngincer celana langsung aja nyobain di tempat pas. Setelah nyoba dan pas, mama langsung masukin ke tas belanjaan. Nah begitu mau bayar, ternyata dompetnya mama ga ada -_-
Kebayang ga, udah mau bayar malah dompetnya ga ada? Sebagai anak, aku merasa malu. Serius. Mama heboh sampe security juga dateng. Asli heboh. Beneran deh H.E.B.O.H! Sorry lebay.
Jadi, kronologi versi mama : pas dia lagi ngepas baju, ada anak kecil pake sendal merah yg ngambil dompetnya gara-gara tasnya kebuka. Cukup. Aku diem aja. Dan menurut mama, mama emang udah firasat gara-gara semalem mimpi kalungnya ilang. Sepanjang perjalanan ke parkiran buat pergi blokir ATM, mama ngoceh terus : "mama udah firasat Dil, mama udah firasat." Puhelis deh, aku mau bilang apa juga itu dompet ga bakal balik lagi kan? Sekali lagi sebagai anak yg cukup berbakti aku cuma diem. Dan lagi-lagi mama bilang : "mama udah firasat Dil, mama udah firasat. Pasti anak kecil pake sendal merah itu yg ngambil." Aku diem.

Dan begitu sampe di parkiran..... TARAAAAAAAAAA dompetnya mama ada di saku motor. JADIH SELAMA INI? Asli ga nguatin banget. Udah heboh-heboh, udah parno-parno, udah nuduh anak kecil bersendal merah dan ternyata ketinggalan? Dan mama langsung sujud syukur.
Ini bagian yg paling ga nguatin, aku disuruh balik dan mbayar belanjaan yg tadi belom dibayar. APAH? MAU DITARO DIMANA NI MUKA? Oke, baiklah. Sebagai anak yg cukup berbakti,akhirnya dengan penuh keberanian besar aku balik dan mbayar. Dan sumpah demi apa pun, rasanya mau pingsan pas ditanyain sama kasir : "dompetnya udah ketemu ya mba?" GLEK mau bilang apa? Bilang kalo ternyata dompetnya ketinggalan di saku motor? Bilang kalo ternyata salah nuduh anak kecil bersendal merah? Ato mending kabur aja tanpa mbayar belanjaan? FAIL. Oke dengan penuh keberanian (lagi), akhirnya aku bilang : "iya mas" dan langsung (pura-pura) sibuk sama hape biar ga ditanyain lebih lanjut.

Oke, (kalo ada) yg baca cerita ini ambil bagusnya aja. Dan sekalian, aku atas nama mama ngucapin minta maaf sebesar-besarnya buat si anak kecil bersendal merah dimana pun kamu berada.

Sophomore

DUAAAAAAR...!!! (ngelempar bumerang)


Eaaa Dilla udah kelas 11 loh sekarang (trus?) Lulusan PIRATES (re: x-3) loncat, kepleset dan nyasar ke kelas IA-4 (⌣́_⌣̀) (yg barusan boong ko (‾⌣‾)♉ )

Oh iya! bagi yg belum tau filmnya PIRATES bisa liat disini http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeU4AdL0wSA

NB : pertama nyoba ng-upload sendiri, setelah nunggu 8 jam yg penuh dengan kesabaran tingkat maksimal daaan..... GAGAL! WHAT THEEEEEEEEE Щ(ºДºщ). EMOSI!! Akhirnya nyerah dan minta uploadin orang. Sorry curahat.

Anyway I enjoy my new class *\(˘⌣˘)/*

Percakapan Degle

Oke, gue rasa ini bukan hal yang cukup penting buat diceritain, tapi please, gue punya hak buat ngeshare ini ke kalian..... (*niru artis-artis di sinetron orang yg ketuker #ups)
And well gue tau tulisan di atas alay, so lupain aja oke? Oke kan? Oke dong? HARUS OKE!!! *maksa*

Diawali ketika kudu njemput embok gue yg tercinta di stasiun. Embok yg sebenernya masih di Kroya, bikin gue yg sebenernya pengen entaran njemputnya (*lagi pacaran sama leptop) kudu cepet ke stasiun soalnya keburu di telpun buat njemput sekarang juga. So, gue sebagai anak yg berbakti pada ortunya langsung cus ke stasiun dan eng ing eeeeeng~ KERETA SI EMBOK BELUM NYAMPE!

Oke deh, sebagai anak yg berbakti pada orang tuanya (lagi) gue putusin nunggu duduk anteng diatas motor. NAAAAAAAAAAH.....!! (iler mancrot sana sini) Pas lagi nunggu ini ada 3 orang bapak-bapak yg lagi nongkrong di apaan deh itu namanya, semacem grobak yg isinya njualin mendoan kopi dan sebagaianya (jujur gue ngiler sama mendoannya) yg letaknya emang semeteran sama motor.

Nah akhirnya terjadi deh percakapan
Bapak 1 : "Nunggu Logawa mba?" (*Logawa itu nama kereta)
Gue : "Iya pak"
Bapak 1 : "Udah nyampe mana emang?"
Gue : "Tadi si katanya udah nyampe Kroya pak"
Bapak 1 : "Wah ya masih jauh itu"
Gue : (diem)
Bapak 2 : "Ya wis ora adoh lah, perek kui!"
Bapak 1 : "Ya ana 30 menitan maning lah!"
Gue : (diem)
Bapak 2 : "Ora nganti 30 menit!"
Bapak 1 : "Ya mbokan ana alangan!"
Gue : (diem. Seriusan, gue biarin deh itu bapak-bapak pada nyrocos seenak udel mereka)
Bapak 2 : "Alangan apa?"
Bapak 1 : "Ya mbok ban-ne gembes!"
Gue : *mbatin = GUBRAAAK! Yg bener aja ban kereta gembes -___-
Bapak 2 : "Mbok nang kana ana tukang tambal ban lah!"
Gue : *mbatin (lagi) : Demi lele ribonding, sapa juga yg nerima jasa tambal ban kereta -______-

Dan walaupun diatas gue bilang ada 3 bapak-bapak yg lagi nongkrong, tapi gue lupa bapak yg ke-3 ngomong apaan. Soalnya itu bapak, lagi khidmat nggoreng mendoan (yg tetep bikin gue ngiler)

Fin

Malu Belakangan

Malu belakangan. Mungkin itu yang bakalan terpikir oleh orang tua kalian atau kakak kalian atau bude, pakde, nenek, kakek, atau siapalah yang lebih tua dari kalian, waktu meninggalkan resto tanpa memesan makanan (cuma mesen minum) dan pindah ke resto yang terletak di sebelahnya (sambil mbawa minuman yg dipesen dari resto sebelah) karena menunya (ternyata) tidak cocok dengan kalian atau mungkin lebih tepatnya dengan orang yg minta pindah.
Tapi sungguh demi apa pun, aku termasuk orang yg terlalu gengsi buat pindah ke resto sebelah dan bawa minuman dari resto sebelumnya. Dan well, akhirnya mau ga mau toh aku ngalamin hal itu juga -_- Berawal dari pulang dari guci bareng 2 temen yaitu Momod dan Ulul, aku cus ke resto yg nawarin berbagai menu dengan sambel yg macem macem. Dan menu yg ada di daftar menu justru banyak ga tersedia. (niat buka resto apa kagak si ini? -______- )
Well akhirnya orang-orang yg lebih tua dari kami memutuskan untuk pesen minuman dan pindah ke resto sebelah. Oke kita pin- EH, WHAT? HA? Yg bener aja? Kita itu udah duduk, mbuka daftar menu, ditungguin mesen sama mba mbanya dan cuma mesen minum dan pindah? Oh Em Jih, mimpi apa aku semalem -___________-

I'm TRULY Aulionism

Gila, kayaknya beneran nih aku udah jadi Aulionism. Tau ga Aulionism apaan? Itu loh, fansnya Aulion. Siapa Aulion?(¬_¬--o(°,◦)
nih dia :

atau kalo masih kurang jelas, liat ini deh --> http://dillaaloha.blogspot.com/2011/04/aulion-extraordinary-boy.html

Oh ya, kemaren pas ultahnya, Kak Ica alias Aulion ini bikin film buat fansnya loooh. Judulnya Aulionism. Ets, ada akunya loh. Ada 2 fotoku lebih tepatnya. Ya walaupun cuma 0.7 detik perfotonya. Iya lah, secara ada 592 foto para Aulionism di seluruh penjuru Indonesia. Inih kalo mau liat videonya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=335gEtL8Cs0 Pokoknya aku ada di menit ke 1 detik ke 49 sama menit ke 2 detik ke 21. (Elaah lengkap kap kap deh)

Gara-gara jadi aulionism, aku jadi nontonin semua film garapannya Kak Ica yg top markotop sama kerajinan mbacain timelinenya Kak Ica (yang berujung senyam senyum sendiri). Oh iya, kira-kira tanggal 24 april kemaren, mentionku dibales sama Kak Ica loooooh! Is gila senengnya aku (ʃ⌣ƪ) Dan yg ga kalah senengnya lagi, mentionku (yg lain lagi tentunya) dijadiin favorite sama Kak Ica. Idih terharunya. Ini nih yg bikin kak ica tambah top! Ga sombong sama fansnya!

Oh iya, film garapannya ka ica ga cuma fiksi atau lipsync doang. Tapi juga ada tentang menjaga lingkungan juga! Kaaaaaan hebat banget Kak Ica, udah pinter buat film, keren, ga sombong, peduli lingkungan lagi!

Oya pas sebelum ultahnya Kak Ica kemaren, aku berhasil ngacakadulin kamar, tempelin koran koran trus jeng jeng jeng jeng~ Foto deh. Aku tag ke kak Ica dan dikomen sama Kak Ica! (aku loncat-loncat untuk yang kesekian kalinya)
Hehe ._.v

Thanks banget deh buat kak Ica yang sering bikin aku seneng :D

AULION, Extraordinary Boy!

Helooow reader!
Ok, sekarang aku mau memperkenalkan seseorang nih. Ini orang kalo aku bisa bilang bakat banget di bidang cenematografi! Jeng..jeng.. namanya Aulia Rizsa Wirizqi! Atau yg biasa di kenal sama AULION!!

Dia jadi terkenal gara-gara hasil Televisionic Motionnya yg ada di youtube. Pertama kali tau, aku dikasih tau sama Mieke. Dan setelah aku liaaaaaaat IH GILA KEREN ABIS! Ets, tau ga stop motion itu apaan? Itu loh kumpulan foto yg digabung2 jadi kaya gerak. Dan aku yakin banget pembuatannya ga gampang.
Oh iya, kalo mau liat gimana kerennya stop motion hasil kerjanya Aulion, buka aja http://www.bit.ly/AULIONfilms Dijamin melongo cengo deh ngeliatnya (ups, ketauan deh aku melongo pas ngeliatnya)(•˘з˘•)

Oh ya, menurut hasil googling si Aulion ini baru kelas 2 SMA di SMA 77 Jakarta. Weeees gila kan? Masih kelas 11 aja hasilnya udah bikin ngiler gitu.
Ck *tepok jidat* sampe lupa, ini dia yg namanya Aulion

Banyak yg bilang kalo si Aulion ini mirip sama Bisma SM*SH. Emmm iya sih, tapi kan masih muda dan lebih cling cling si Aulion ini (tutupan panci, digebugin sama smashblast) Hahaha... selera orang kan beda-beda, iya ga? *nanya ke cicak*

Anyway, begitu liat videonya si Aulion aku langsung deh ngefens. Gimana ga ngefens? Udah videonya keren to the max, Aulionnya unyu banget lagi (⌒˛⌒)

Nah, dari Aulion ini kita bisa liat kalo Indonesia itu ga cuma bisa bikin video lipsync tanpa sentuhan editor yg kalo menurutku sih, flat. Sekarang, jujur aja aku jadi terinspirasi banget gara-gara Aulion. So, you wanna try to make stop motion? GO A HEAD

Remember My Sweet Moments

Will you remember our sweet moments
And cherished them the way I do
How we spent our special moment together
How we used to share it all

Will you remember me the way
I remember you, will you be the same
The last time I saw you, you are the sweetest
Every moment with you is the sweetest one

Mba Ikus Penunggu Pohon Pepaya

Oke, buang pikiran kalian jauh-jauh tentang makhluk yang satu ini. Mba Ikus ini bukan korban dibunuh atau korban perkosaan yang ujung-ujungnya juga dibunuh juga dan jadi hantu gentayangan yang berusaha balas dendam semacamnya (kaya film Indonesia banget!). Sekali lagi, mba Ikus itu buka hantu model baru yang jadi penunggu pohon pepaya di belakang rumah. Bayangin aja, POHON PEPAYA? Mau nangkring dimana kalo semisal mba Ikus ini hantu beneran?

Lupakan soal hantu-hantuan dulu. Kita mulai dari profilnya mba Ikus yang tak lain dan tak bukan adalah pembantu di rumahku. Nama lengkapnya Kusmiati. Singkat banget. Jadi inget sama film si Doel. Kan namanya Doel doang noh. Orang jaman dulu emangnya hobi kasih nama anaknya singkat-singkat ya? Kan ga asik banget. Tapi, mba Ikus ini punya panggilan bermacam-macam di rumah. Mama manggilnya : "kus", Papa manggilnya : "Tikus". Aldi manggilnya : "mba ikuuuuuuuuuuuuus", kalo Onit : "mba ikuuuus" (dengan intonasi yang berbeda dari Aldi tentunya. Ga penting). Kalo aku sih, lebih suka manggilnya : "mba Icus" hehe.

Umurnya udah 25 taun. Tapi belum kawin-kawin. Kenapa? Karena emang cowonya belum ngelamar. Kenapa? Karena pacarnmya itu brondong. Kenapa? Ah, banyak nanya deh.
Kita langsung aja ke duduk permasalahan kenapa aku bisa sebut mba Ikus ini penunggu pohon pepaya. Cekidot... Eng ing eng.. Jadi, mba Ikus ini punya pacar. Iya dia macarin brondong. Au deh kenapa. Pertama kali aku liat cowonya mba Ikus yang main ke rumah aku langsung syok,  kaget serasa mau pingsan (oke ini lebay ¬_¬). RAMBUTNYA itu loh men, buset dah. Ini orang segitu ngefensnya sama Andika Kangen Band atau gimana si? Rambutnya di sempong pinggir panjang dan di bonding! Dan kalo ingetanku masih bener, dia make kemeja kotak-kotak ijo dengan wajahnya yang mupeng. Satu kata buat cowonya mba Ikus yang namanya Aswin ini : NORAK

Herannya, mba Ikus mau aja pacaran sama orang kaya gitu. Padahal, si Aswin yang sebenernya bernama Edwin (plis deh, ngapain nama dibuat-buat kaya gitu sih? Tambah norak malahan!!) kalo bisa dibilang cuma bisa nggaya dan ga ada isinya. Tau lah maksudnya dengan "ga ada isinya". Bukan berniat matre, tapi mba Ikus itu kan udah dewasa. Cukup umur lah buat kawin. Tapi, si Aswinnya malah cuma bikin hubungan mereka putus nyambung putus nyambung. (lu pikir bakal kaya selebritis yang putus nyambungnya diekspos di media masa?)
Tanda kalo si Aswin ini cuma bisa nggaya dan ga ada isinya udah jelas banget! Pertama, si Aswin hobinya telpon di tengah malem (kaya dedemit ni orang lama-lama. Telpon aja tengah malem). Jelas lah, kalo biar telpon ga murah ya biar gratis. Pacaran ko ga modal.(‾ε‾“)ʃ Kalo emang dia telponnya siang ato sore, itu berarti si Aswinnya lagi (lumayan) modal. Trus, kalo aku denger dari ceritanya mba Ikus, si Aswin ini suka minta ditraktir sama mba Ikus. Woy! Cowo macam apa itu?

Dan parahnya, kalo udah telpon-telponan sama si Aswin, mba Ikus jadi lebay. Mana suaranya mba Ikus itu di atas rata-rata pula. Kenceng men~ Salah satu bukti kalo mba Ikus jadi lebay ya itu, suka duduk di bawah pohon pepaya di belakang rumah. Kadang sampe nangis lah, ketawa-ketawa lah, njerit dan sebagainya. Lebay kan?
Makannya aku sering ngatain mba Ikus  penunggu pohon pepaya. Habis, mba Ikus itu bakalan tahan duduk berjam-jam di bawah sana buat telpon-telponan sama si Aswin.

Demi Tuhan Nurul Apa Banget

Hal terbodoh yang aku lakuin saat pramukaan adalah ga pake hasduk. Forget-fulitis? Mungkin. Gimana bisa aku ga sadar kalo aku ga pake hasduk selama apel sampe materi? Plis deh, itu hasduk. Dasi merah putih yang dipake di kerah baju, bukan sabuk yang dipake di rok dan ketutupan baju atasan.

Well, mungkin karena aku baris di belakan pas apel mba-mba atau mas-mas DA ga ada yg sadar aku ga pake hasduk. Tapi begitu materi, barisannya diputer-puter dan alhasil.. JRET aku di barisan nomer 2 dari depan. Sial.

Balik ke masalah aku ga pake hasduk, Cindi, Nurul, Ela yg pertama kali tau hal itu (setelah aku kasih tau tentunya). "He aku ga pake dasi." "Hasduk dil" ralat Ela. "Kok bisa sih? Tapi aku juga ga sadar kamu ga pake hasduk sih dil." Tuh kan! Pada ga nyadar juga!

Mikir hal yg terburuk dulu aja deh. Kalo nanti ketauan ga pake dasi pas pemeriksaan kelengkapan pasti ujung-ujungnya kena point (iya lah, sekolah kan dikit-dikit point). Bisa aja sih lolos, cuma susah. Orang yang ga pake sabuk yg udah ketutupan baju atasan aja sering ketauan apa lagi ini hasduk yg jelas-jelas keliatan.

Akhirnya aku milih ngaku ke mba-mba DA-nya. Lagian aku ga salah ko. Jadi gini nih kronologis kejadiannya :
Gerimis - turun dari motor - kegerimisan-masukin hasduk ke tas (gini-gini aku juga ngerti kalo hasduk ga boleh buat ujan— grimisan) - aku lupa make lagi
Dan untungnya aku lolos dari point! Habis itu, aku malah dengerin Nurul yang baris di sebelahku nyanyi-nyanyi: Oh my darling~ Ha? Apa coba? Ooh lagu di Islam KTP(¬_¬")

Ternyata, ga ada pemeriksaan kelengkapan! WTH. Tau gitu aku ga bakal ngaku duluan ke mba-mba DA-nya. Tapi Nurul bilang: "Ga papa dil, kan itu bagus. Kamunya jujur" (NB : dia yg nyuruh aku nyelipin kata-kata (sok) bijaknya ini)

Di kelas pas mas DA-nya lagi ngabsen, Galih pingsan. Oke, dia belum pingsan, dia masih bisa diajak berdiri dan duduk di kursi. Mas-mas DA-nya justru cuma liat bentar dan nerusin ngabsen. Beberapa detik kemudian Galih beneran pingsan, nyampe melorot gitu dari kursinya. Mas DA-nya masih duduk ngabsen. Plis deh mas, ini ada yang pingsan dan butuh pertolongan, ngabsennya entar aja bisa kali.

Semua heboh markoboh. Anak cowo langsung pada megang badannya Galih gara-gara ga kuat kalo beberapa anak aja.
Abi : "Tulungi he tulungi."
Ucup : "He aja pada ndeleng bae! Tulungi koh! Bullshit kabeh!" Kesambet setan apa si ini orang? Jadi hobi banget bilang "bullshit". Apa-apa bullshit, dikit-dikit bullshit. Ah menye
Nurul : Oh my darling~ HA APA-APAAN SIH KAMU RUL?

10 Maret, Karena ini bukan 11 Maret #random

10 Maret di Ruang 14 - Chemistry Room
Anak kelasku geje bikin video. Bisa dibilang film pendek. Pendek banget malah. Durasinya aja ga sampe 5 menit. Maklum, di rekam lewat hp. Ceritanya juga mandan-mandan geje. Aku rasa ni film bisa jadi sinetron-yang-bakalan-ngalahin-putri-yang-tertukar . Pokoknya ceritanya tentang anak yang minta penjelasan orang tuanya tentang statusnya sebagai anak. Apaan deh, ga mudeng juga╮(╯_╰")╭. Ga tau dari mana anak-anak pada punya inisiatif bikin sinetron-yang-bakal-ngalahin-putri-yang-tertukar itu. Mungkin kalo udah diedit bisa tuh, di upload ke youtube. Tapi aku harap bagi yang nonton ga bakal natap layar komputer, laptop atau netbook, atau terserahlah dengan tatapan ih-wow-anak-alay-dari-mana-ini?

10 Maret di-Sepanjang Jam Pelajaran
Si Ucup Dolob lagi hobi banget bilang "bullshit". Mentang-mentang kemaren baru tau artinya bullshit aja udah main ngatain orang-orang bullshit segala.(‾ε‾)ʃ

10 Maret di Rumah
Kronologis kejadian : Online di ruang tengah - Ga sadar Aldi masuk kamar - Pas masuk kamar kaget. (Gimana ga kaget? Ada Kingkong tidur di kasurku?(¯―¯٥) )
Well, ini bukan pertama kalinya Aldi njajah kamarku. Asli, sebenerya pengen tak tendang keluar dari kamarku tapi aku ga bakal kuat nendang badanya yang GUEDE itu

Foursquare Bagde List

Buat yang punya account 4square, ini aku iseng-iseng ngepost badge yang ada di 4square. Ini dia!

ID	Icon	Name	Badge Message	Active?	How to get this badge	Notes
0		BFF	♫ The only one for me is you, and you for me ♫ 10 checkins togeeetthhherrrr! ♫	No	How to get the BFF badge?	Never Activated
1		Newbie	Congrats on your first check-in!	Active	How to get the Newbie badge?
2		Adventurer	You’ve checked into 10 different venues!	Active	How to get the Adventurer badge?
3		Explorer	You’ve checked into 25 different venues!	Active	How to get the Explorer badge?
4		Superstar	You’ve checked into 50 different venues!	Active	How to get the Superstar badge?
5		Bender	That’s 4+ nights in a row for you!	Active	How to get the Bender badge?
6		Crunked	That’s 4+ stops in one night for you!	Active	How to get the Crunked badge?
7		Local	You’ve been at the same place 3x in one week!	Active	How to get the Local badge?
8		Super User	That’s 30 checkins in a month for you!	Active	How to get the Super User badge?
9		Player Please!	Look at you, checking-in with 3 members of the opposite sex! Player, please!	Active	How to get the Player Please! badge?
10		School Night	Checking-in after 3am on a school night? Well done!	Active	How to get the School Night badge?
11		Far Far Away	Welcome to the world above 59th Street!	Active	How to get the Far Far Away badge?	NY specific
12		Brooklyn 4 Life	That’s 25+ checkins in Brooklyn for you!	Active	How to get the Brooklyn 4 Life badge?	NY specific
13		Photogenic	You found 3 places with a photobooth!	Active	How to get the Photogenic badge?
14		Gossip Girl	Spotted: A true foursquare socialite. Chuck Bass would be impressed. xoxo	Active	How to get the Gossip Girl badge?
15		Douchebag	Double pop that collar, son!	Active	How to get the Douchebag badge?
16		Animal House	Off the Wagon appreciates your business. COLLEGE!	Active	How to get the Animal House badge?
17		Socialite	Keep this up and you’re going to end up on Valleywag with Julia Allison	Active	How to get the Socialite badge?
23		Far Far Away	Well done escaping downtown Austin – though $5 bucks says you’re at Salt Lick	Retired	How to get the Far Far Away badge?	SxSW 2009
25		Panel Nerd	Three days at the Convention Center before noon! Your boss would be so proud!	Retired	How to get the Panel Nerd badge?	SxSW 2009
26		Slut	Three different hotels! You’re like the Paris Hilton / Bret Michaels of SX!	Retired	How to get the Slut badge?	SxSW 2009
27		Redford	Nice job sneaking off to see some films (one of the best parts of SXSWi). Gold Badges unite!	Retired	How to get the Redford badge?	SxSW 2009
28		Porky	Oink oink, you filthy little BBQ lover!	Retired	How to get the Porky badge?	SxSW 2009
29		Trifecta	Name-Brand Party Trifecta! You hit 3 of the big 6: Frog / Digg / Facebook / Goog / 32-Bit / The Decider	Retired	How to get the Trifecta badge?	SxSW 2009
30		Entourage	Look at you, checking-in with 10 of your friends in tow! You so popular!	Retired	How to get the Entourage badge?	SxSW 2009
31		PV Bender	Three late-nights at the PV House! You working on that Slut badge?	Retired	How to get the PV Bender badge?	SxSW 2009
32		Overshare	10+ checkins in 12 hours! Next up: tweeting that you unlocked this Overshare badge?	Active	How to get the Overshare badge?
33		Survival	However-many-days you were at SX, you survived. Well played and see you next year!	Retired	How to get the Survival badge?	SxSW 2009
34		Digg Shindigg	Welcome to the Digg Party. I bet the… OMG!!! KEVIN ROSE JUST TOUCHED MY SHIRT!!!	Retired	How to get the Digg Shindigg badge?	SxSW 2009
35		Karaoke RV!	You found the Karaoke RV! Now go queue up some GnR! “You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby!”	Retired	How to get the Karaoke RV! badge?	SxSW 2009
36		Party Crasher	What else did you expect checking-in with foursquare at the Brightkite party? Anyone down for a dance off?	Retired	How to get the Party Crasher badge?	SxSW 2009
55		Thriving Ivory	You’ve checked-in at Thriving Ivory’s Fillmore show. Head to the merchandise table and show your TI badge to score some free swag!	Retired	How to get the Thriving Ivory badge?	venue & date specific
56		Internetz Week	Welcome to internet week! Five new badges for the next five days! What, wait.. no free drinks here? NEXT PARTY!	Retired	How to get the Internetz Week badge?	Internet Week New York 2009
57		Dot Com Baller	Look at you in your fancy suit up on that fancy roof! You’re the Young Jeezy of the NY Tech scene!	Retired	How to get the Dot Com Baller badge?	Internet Week New York 2009
58		Trifecta	Name-Brand Party Trifecta! You hit 3 of the big 5: Ignite / Yelp / Digg/ Thrillist / College Humor / Webutante Ball!	Retired	How to get the Trifecta badge?	Internet Week New York 2009
59		I’m on a Boat	♫ I’m riding a dolphin doing flips and shit / This dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet / But this ain’t Seaworld, this is as real as it gets / I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget! ♫	Retired	How to get the I'm on a Boat badge?	Internet Week New York 2009
60		Webby	A wise microcelebrity once said: ‘I won a Webby’ is the new ‘I have a website.’ You may not have be named King or Queen tonight, but please accept this Webby as a token of just how special we think you are.	Retired	How to get the Webby badge?	Internet Week New York 2009
61		Ziggy’s Wagon	Waffles and tacos and dumplings and BBQ and… looks like you’ve found 3 of your city’s legendary food trucks. Enjoy!	Active	How to get the Ziggy's Wagon badge?
62		Don’t Stop Believin’	♫ Just a small town girl / Living in a lonely world / She took the midnight train going anywhere! ♫ That’s 3 karaoke field trips in a month! Treat yourself by slaying a lil’ Bon Jovi.	Active	How to get the Don't Stop Believin' badge?
63		Gym Rat	10x trips in 30 days? Go reward yourself to the nastiest double cheeseburger you can find (bonus points for cheesy fries and milkshakes). And ps: you look nice today!	Active	How to get the Gym Rat badge?
64		Mr. Bill	Oh nooo! Mr. Bill! (and happy bday from Eris + team foursquare!)	Retired	How to get the Mr. Billbadge?	venue & date specific
65		Trainspotter	Driving around SF is soooo 2008, hence the special shoutout for your 10th BART checkin. Public transportation is the new Prius!	Active	How to get the Trainspotter badge?	BART
66		Boxee Fan	You took the L train to Brooklyn to attend a software party! Pretty hardcore.	Retired	How to get the Boxee Fan badge?	venue & date specific (Boxee)
67		Road Warrior	You’re making the world a mappier place one checkin at a time!	Active	How to get the Road Warrior badge?	Waze
69		Intel Insider	Intel would like to welcome you to CES! Remember, what happens in Vegas ends up on Foursquare, Twitter and Facebook. Drinks on us!	Retired	How to get the Intel Insider badge?	CES 2010
70		Intel – All Ears	Shhhhhhhhh! Otellini speaks! Intel + CES 2010 FTW!	Retired	How to get the Intel - All Ears badge?	CES 2010
71		Intel – Work It	Thanks for joining Intel at CES! Exercise that Core!	Retired	How to get the Intel - Work It badge?	CES 2010
72		CES 2010	Congrats! Your checkin to the Las Vegas Convention Center just unlocked the CES Badge. Welcome to the world’s largest and coolest tech show!	Retired	How to get the CES 2010 badge?	CES 2010
73		JetSetter	Hopping around the world one airport at a time… congrats on your 5th airport checkin and safe travels!	Active	How to get the JetSetter badge?
74		16 Candles	Treat yourself to another cupcake – that’s 5 birthday shoutouts from you!	Active	How to get the 16 Candles badge?
75		Zoetrope	That brings you to 10 movie theater checkins! Now, can you pick us up a large popcorn while you’re up?	Active	How to get the Zoetrope badge?
76		Pizzaiolo	This badge is reserved only for the true pizza connoisseur: slices from 20 different pizza places. Well done!	Active	How to get the Pizzaiolo badge?
77		Jobs	3 Apple Store checkins! Show this badge to the hipster at the Genius Bar to redeem your new Apple Hoverboard! (… or not)	Active	How to get the Jobs badge?
78		Warhol	That sure is a nice collection of art gallery checkins (10 different galleries!)	Active	How to get the Warhol badge?
79		Babysitter	Forget those “Bender” and “Crunked” badges – you’ve conquered the playground circuit! (10 checkins!)	Active	How to get the Babysitter badge?
80		Swarm	50+ people are also checked-in here – it’s a foursquare flashmob!	Active	How to get the Swarm badge?
83		Super Mayor	A special shoutout for holding down 10 mayorships at once!	Active	How to get the Super Mayor badge?
84		I’m on a boat!	♫ This ain’t Seaworld, this is as real as it gets / I’m on a boat, MF’er, don’t you ever forget! ♫	Active	How to get the I'm on a boat! badge?
85		Yard Bird	Congrats on mastering Harvard Yard on Foursquare! You’re looking (and acting) smarter all the time.	Active	How to get the Yard Bird badge?	Harvard
86		Metro	Thanks for Waking up with the Metro! You’ve checked in near Metro pickup locations on 3 different mornings!	Active	How to get the Metro badge?	Metro News
87		Journal Métro	Merci d’être matinal avec Métro! Félicitations! Vous avez déverrouillé le badge Métro.	Active	How to get the Journal Métro badge?	Metro News
88		Bravo Newbie	Congratulations! You’ve taken your first step into the BRAVO world. (It’s not as scary as it sounds!)	Active	How to get the Bravo Newbie badge?	Bravo
89		Real Housewife	Way to drink, eat, shop, and spa like a Real Housewife!	Active	How to get the Real Housewife badge?	Bravo
90		Top Chef	You wear the term “foodie” as a badge of honor, and now have BRAVO’s Top Chef Badge to prove it.	Active	How to get the Top Chef badge?	Bravo
91		Hair Aware	For trimming your tresses and loving your locks like a true follicle wiz, you’ve received BRAVO’s Shear Genius Badge.	Active	How to get the Hair Aware badge?	Bravo
92		Fashionista	You’ve found the key to BRAVO’s Launch My Line insignia. Now, go find us some sales!	Active	How to get the Fashionista badge?	Bravo
93		Lookin’ for Love	You know all the hottest singles spots and can now proudly wear BRAVO’s Millionaire Matchmaker Badge of Love.	Active	How to get the Lookin' for Love badge?	Bravo
94		Foodie	You eat the best from hot dogs to haute cuisine. That’s 5 checkins at Zagat Rated spots!	Active	How to get the Foodie badge?	Zagat
95		Transit Champion	Holy moly transit champ, You sure know how to get around Metro Vancouver! Thanks for going green and riding with TransLink!	Active	How to get the Transit Champion badge?	TransLink
96		On Location	Get ready for your close up! You’ve just earned the On Location badge by visiting five of Chicago’s iconic movie locations.	Active	How to get the On Location badge?	Explore Chicago
97		Celery Salt	Hold the ketchup & drag it through the garden! You’ve earned the Celery Salt badge for visiting 5 places that serve Chicago-style hot dogs!	Active	How to get the Celery Salt badge?	Explore Chicago
98		Chicago Blues	Sweet Home Chicago! You’ve earned a Chicago Blues badge by visiting 5 stops on the History of Chicago Blues Tour (downloadchicagotours.com)	Active	How to get the Chicago Blues badge?	Explore Chicago
99		Valentine’s Day	Ooh la la! This is your 2nd checkin at a great date spot for Valentine’s Day. How romantic! Next up: bring your date to see “Valentine’s Day”, in theaters February 12th!	Retired	How to get the Valentine's Day badge?	Warner Bros.
101		NY Times Olympian	You’ve just checked into a venue recommended by The New York Times during the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. Go for the gold!	Retired	How to get the NY Times Olympian badge?	New York Times
102		Fashion Victim	Wow! You crossed the line! Your passion for fashion knows no boundaries! Four of you will be given tickets to the MbMJ show in NYC on Tues Feb 16 (we’ll notify you by email!) – Love, Marc	Retired	How to get the Fashion Victim badge?	Marc Jacobs - Fashion Week 2010
103		Show Hopper	5 checkins with Lucky and still going strong – you’re a NYFW machine!	Retired	How to get the Show Hopper badge?	Lucky Magazine - Fashion Week 2010
104		Nightlife	You stopped by 4 UrbanDaddy-approved spots, unlocked the HBO How To Make It/UD Nightlife Badge, Time to celebrate!	Retired	How to get the Nightlife badge?	HBO
105		Tastemaker	You just unlocked Eater and Racked’s HBO How to Make It Tastemaker badge! That’s 3 or more check-ins from Eater or Racked approved venues.	Retired	How to get the Tastemaker badge?	HBO
106		Cityscape	You’ve just unlocked the Flavorpill and HBO’s How to Make It Culture badge, after scoping out the best cultural venues in the city. Movin’ on up…	Retired	How to get the Cityscape badge?	HBO
107		Cocktails	You’ve hit 3 BlackBook and HBO’s How To Make It-approved hotspots — no velvet rope can stop you.	Retired	How to get the Cocktails badge?	HBO
108		Shorty	Welcome to the Shorty Awards!! Extra credit if you noticed this special edition “you unlocked a badge!” text is exactly 140 characters long.	Retired	How to get the Shorty badge?	Shorty Awards
109		Early Adopter	Happy birthday to your foursquare account! (We launched at SXSW 2009 and you were here for it!)	Retired	How to get the Early Adopter badge?	SXSW 2010
110		Austin Explorer	That’s five checkins at five places you’ve never been to! Well done, Austin Explorer!	Retired	How to get the Austin Explorer badge?	SXSW 2010
111		Panel Nerd	That’s 5 Convention Center checkins for you… you’re really getting your $500 bucks worth!	Retired	How to get the Panel Nerd badge?	SXSW 2010
112		Tarantino	Nice job sneaking off to see some films (the best kept secret of SXSWi!) Visit the IFC Crossroads House (7th & Brazos) for free stuff and to see the best of SXSW live in-studio.	Retired	How to get the Tarantino badge?	SXSW 2010
113		Groupie	The Backstreet Boys of tech! The Menudo of the interne…. OMG! @NAVEEN JUST TOUCHED MY SHIRT! (Hint: 73,83,76,7,9)	Active	How to get the Groupie badge?	SXSW 2010
114		Super Swarm	Know what you call a 50 person swarm at SXSW? The Hilton Lobby. So we upped the ante to 250 and you still nailed it. Well played!	Retired	How to get the Super Swarm badge?	SXSW 2010
115		Swimmies	You found a pool? NERD SPRING BREAK! Bonus points if you’re on a roof. Extra bonus points if you snuck in!	Retired	How to get the Swimmies badge?	SXSW 2010
116		Fixin’ Wagon	Tacos, cupcakes, burgers, po-boy’s… whatever your vice, congrats on finding some of Austin’s finest meals on wheels	Retired	How to get the Fixin' Wagon badge?	SXSW 2010
117		Hangover	Late to bed and early(ish) to rise. Your boss should be proud you made the early morning panels!	Retired	How to get the Hangover badge?	SXSW 2010
118		Decathlon	So many parties, so little time… and you still managed to hit 10 of the brand-name events. Congrats!	Retired	How to get the Decathlon badge?	SXSW 2010
119		Karaoke RV	You found the Karaoke RV! Now queue us up some GnR! “You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby!”	Retired	How to get the Karaoke RV badge?	SXSW 2010
120		Name Dropper	Look at all you, name dropping internet celebs left and right! Checkins calling out 2 different A-list’ers scored you this badge.	Retired	How to get the Name Dropper badge?	SXSW 2010
121		Hookup	Two different hotels? This is Austin, not the Jersey Shore! (though you made The Situation proud)	Retired	How to get the Hookup badge?	SXSW 2010
122		Porky	Oink oink, you filthy little BBQ lover!	Retired	How to get the Porky badge?	SXSW 2010
123		Far Far Away	You made it 25 miles away from the convention center! Congrats on escaping downtown Austin.	Retired	How to get the Far Far Away badge?	SXSW 2010
124		Survivor	However-many-days you were at SX, you survived. Well played and see you next year!	Retired	How to get the Survivor badge?	SXSW 2010
125		SPINsider	You’ve just seen three bands recommended by SPIN’s editors!	Retired	How to get the SPINsider badge?	SPIN Magazine - SXSW 2010
126		Bands on the Run	You’ve just seen seven bands in one day!	Retired	How to get the Bands on the Run badge?	SPIN Magazine - SXSW 2010
127		Animal Collector	You’ve just seen the third band with an animal in its name!	Retired	How to get the Animal Collector badge?	SPIN Magazine - SXSW 2010
128		Trailblazer	You’ve just seen your third show outside of downtown Austin!	Retired	How to get the Trailblazer badge?	SPIN Magazine - SXSW 2010
129		Diplomat	Full diplomatic immunity! That’s the third day you’ve taken refuge at the SF Embassy.	Retired	How to get the Diplomat badge?	SXSW 2010
130		Global Ignite Week 2010	Thanks for supporting Global Ignite Week! Think it was all the beer that made those five minute talks so interesting?	Retired	How to get the Global Ignite Week 2010 badge?	Ignite
132		Keep Austin GOOD	Austin’s not just weird, it’s good. Congrats on navigating the SXSW ayhem and finding the GOOD spots. Your mom would be proud!	Retired	How to get the Keep Austin GOOD badge?	GOOD - SxSW 2010
133		Adobe – Hat Tip	Congratulations, you just unlocked the Hat Tip badge! Our hats off to you for making the most of your time in Austin. Respect from Adobe!	Retired	How to get the Adobe – Hat Tip badge?	Adobe - SxSW 2010
134		Barista	Congrats – you’ve checked in at 5 different Starbucks! Be sure to pick up a double tall latte for your friend – I’m sure they’d do the same for you.	Active	How to get the Barista badge?	Starbucks
135		Where 2010	Welcome to Where 2.0, a geo-nerd’s playground! Don’t forget to wish Brady Forrest (the conference organizer!) a happy birthday on Wednesday 3/31!	Retired	How to get the Where 2010 badge?	Where 2010
--		Last Degree	Congrats on making it to the North Pole!  Take a deep breath, plant your flag and be sure to get home safe!	Unique	How to get the Last Degree badge?
143		Banksy Badge	You just unlocked the secret Banksy Fan Badge! Enjoy the film and please exit through the gift shop.	Active	How to get the Banksy badge?	Banksy Films
144		4sq Day 2010	Happy foursquare day! (four squared = 4/16, get it?) Here's a toast to all of you for making foursquare so amazing and to the 50+ 4sq Day parties going on around the world!	Retired	How to get the 4sq Day 2010 badge?
145		Super Swarm	50 person foursquare swarms are soooo 2009. We upped it to 250 for the Super Swarm and you still nailed it. Well played!	Active	How to get the Super Swarm badge?
146		140 Conf 2010	Welcome to the #140Conf - where the Twitterati come to swarm!	Retired	How to get the 140 Conf 2010 badge?	140 Characters Conference
147		Elite Shopper	Wow! You're on a spree! You've hit 5 of our favorite boutiques and still going strong.	Active	How to get the Elite Shopper badge?	Lucky Magazine
148		BK Art Star	Congrats, art star! You've just discovered a world of art across the river at the Brooklyn Museum!	Active	How to get the BK Art Star badge?	Brooklyn Museum: First Saturdays
149		Time Out - Happy Hour	You rock the discount cocktails — that’s 4 check-ins at venues recommended by Time Out New York.	Active	How to get the Time Out - Happy Hour badge?	Time Out New York
150		Historian	Congrats from History Channel on unlocking America one check-in at a time. Thomas Jefferson would be proud.	Active	How to get the Historian badge?	History Channel
151		Bon Appetit - Navigator	You've discovered the key to Bon Appetit's Navigator Badge: Eat well. Travel often. There's something delicious just around the corner.	Active	How to get the Bon Appetit - Navigator badge?	Bon Appetit
152		Time Out -Bar Hunter	Whoa! You sure know Chicago bars! That's 4 check-ins at venues recommended by Time Out Chicago.	Active	How to get the Time Out - Bar Hunter badge?	Time Out Chicago
153		f8 Backstage Pass	You've hit 3 of the 7 big spots at Facebook's f8 conference.  Congrats on making the rounds!	Retired	How to get the f8 Backstage Pass badge?	Facebook f8 Conference
155		WSJ Banker	That's three check-ins in the financial district. You'd fit right in with a copy of The Wall Street Journal under your arm.	Active	How to get the WSJ Banker badge?	WSJ
156		WSJ Urban Adventurer	That's three check-ins in the financial district. You'd fit right in with a copy of The Wall Street Journal under your arm.	Active	How to get the WSJ Urban Adventurer badge?	WSJ
157		WSJ Lunch Box	That's three check-ins in the financial district. You'd fit right in with a copy of The Wall Street Journal under your arm.	Active	How to get the WSJ Lunch Box badge?	WSJ
158		WordCamp SF 2010	"This one time, at WordCamp?" Welcome to WordCamp San Francisco!	Retired	How to get the WordCamp SF 2010 badge?	WordCamp SF 2010
159		PA Shooflyer	Nice job eating your way through PA! Yummm, keystone.	Active	How to get the PA Shooflyer badge?	VisitPA
160		PA Retail Polka	Somebody likes their tax-free shopping in PA. Hey, there’s more where that came from.	Active	How to get the PA Retail Polka badge?	VisitPA
161		PA 4 Score & 7	Nice job soaking up all that PA history. Look out Alex Trebek.	Active	How to get the PA 4 Score & 7 badge?	VisitPA
162		Today Show Newbie	Thanks for stopping by the Plaza! Hope you can come to the next Toyota Concert Series on TODAY.	Active	How to get the Today Show Newbie badge?	Today Show
163		Roker	That's 3 checkins before 6 AM! Just like Al Roker - you're becoming a regular in his "neck of the woods."	Active	How to get the Roker badge?	Today Show
164		10 for 10		Active	How to get the 10 for 10 badge?	Today Show
165		Big Omaha 2010	Three checkins in the middle of Nebraska!  You are *owning* Big Omaha this year!	Retired	How to get the Big Omaha 2010 badge?	Big Omaha 2010
166		Andy Cohen	Here’s What: You’re a man/woman about town, hitting up all the right places. And by “right,” we mean a healthy combo of the trendy and the timeless. “Mazel” to you.	Active	How to get the Andy Cohen badge?	Bravo
167		Louis Vuitton Insider	Congratulations, you're on your way to become a living Louis Vuitton icon. You really deserve our upcoming surprises and another round of shopping!	Active	How to get the Louis Vuitton Insider badge?	Louis Vuitton
168		All Right Now	Congratulations, you've discovered 5 of Stanford University's most interesting places. BEAT CAL!	Active	How to get the All Right Now badge?	Stanford University
169		Princeton P-rade	Congrats! You just unlocked the Princeton P-rade badge. If your blood isn't yet orange and black, keep drinking.	Retired	How to get the Princeton P-rade badge?
170		TLC Summer	Your summer is officially underway now that you've found a TLC Summer hot spot. Time to soak up the season with sun, fun and your favorite shows!	Active	How to get the TLC Summer badge?	TLC
171		Cupcake Connoisseur	A true cupcake connoisseur, you know the goods when you see (and taste) them! TLC's Cake Boss would be proud.	Active	How to get the Cupcake Connoisseur badge?	TLC
172		BBQ Pitmaster	You know that smokin', tangy flavor can't be found just anywhere. TLC's BBQ Pitmasters commend your taste!	Active	How to get the BBQ Pitmaster badge?	TLC
173		Celtics - Final 2010	Stand up! You’ve unlocked the Celtics badge for showing your Boston pride. Watch the Celtics take on the Lakers in The Finals 2010 on ABC! “Go Celtics!”	Retired	How to get the Celtics - Final 2010 badge?
174		Lakers - Final 2010	Stand up! You’ve unlocked the Lakers badge for showing your L.A. pride. Watch the Lakers take on the Celtics in The Finals 2010 on ABC! “Go Lakers!”	Retired	How to get the Lakers - Final 2010 badge?
175		Club L	You’re checking in all over town! Congrats on unlocking the Club L badge, the ladies would be proud. Where to next?	Active	How to get the Club L badge?	The Real L Word
176		Internet Week 2010	Welcome to Internet Week 2010. Show this badge & skip some lines! Monday @ Onion Party, Tues @ #140conf Party, Wed @ Pop Everything and Thr @ Obliterati & SoundCtrl.	Retired	How to get the Internet Week 2010 badge?	Internet Week 2010
177		Social Media Guru	Three nights of Internet Week parties makes you an official Social Media Guru(, nerd!) The first 24 people to show this badge @ IW HQ (registration desk) on Thu June 10 win a free bottle of wine signed by @garyvee! (You must be 21+)	Retired	How to get the Social Media Guru badge?	Internet Week 2010
178		Webutante	Just saying, but if @naveen doesn't win Prom King, this whole thing is bunk!	Retired	How to get the Webutante badge?	Internet Week 2010
179		Webby 2010	You may not have walked away a winner tonight, but please accept our Webby Badge as a token of just how special we think you are.	Retired	How to get the Webby 2010 badge?	Internet Week 2010
180		Bonnaro Rock Star	Congrats! That's 10 check ins at Bonnaroo this weekend. You are a Bonnaro Rock Star! Now that you're in the band be on the look out for a instant win message from us for great Bonnaroo prizes!	Retired	How to get the Bonnaro Rock Star badge?	Bonnaro
181		South Africa Explorer	You must have World Cup fever! That's three checkins from the first World Cup ever held in Africa. Watch CNN and visit CNN.com/WorldCup for complete coverage.	Retired	How to get the South Africa Explorer badge?	CNN
182		Super Fan	Goooooooooal! That's three checkins from World Cup viewing parties. You truly are a World Cup Super Fan! Now go cheer louder! Watch CNN and visit CNN.com/WorldCup for complete coverage.	Retired	How to get the Super Fan badge?	CNN
183		Met Lover	Oh, I see that you’re a true art connoisseur. You have excellent taste.	Active	How to get the Met Lover badge?	The Metropolitan Museum of Art
184		Six Flags Funatic	You are a true Six Flags Funatic! With this badge you have the chance to win an Unlimited Exit Pass for our 50th Anniversary in 2011! The winner will be announced at the end of the season!	Active	How to get the Six Flags Funatic badge?	Six Flags
185		Bing Home Turf	Congrats! You’ve just unlocked the Bing Home Turf badge. Stand up and support your favorite team. Game on!	Retired	How to get the Bing Home Turf badge?	Bing
186		Team Coco Bonnaroo	Congratulations! You've unlocked The Team Coco Bonnaroo Badge! Enjoy the show, and please consider a shower in the near future.	Retired	How to get the Team Coco Bonnaroo badge?	Bonnaro
187		Slightly Off	IFC likes your style. 3 check-ins at our Always On, Slightly Off favorites? We think you deserve an eye patch... but a badge will have to do!	Active	How to get the Slightly Off badge?	Independent Film Channel
188		TWTRCON 2010	You Joined the Real-Time Revolution at TWTRCON NY 2010!  Be sure to check tips for TWTRCON wifi details, after-parties and lots more!	Retired	How to get the TWTRCON 2010 badge?	TWTRCON 2010
189		Northside	Congratulations on covering so much ground during the Northside Festival! You can hold your head high on the L train.	Retired	How to get the Northside badge?	Northside Festival
190		PK / JG 2010	Special congrats to Paul & Janelle, the first “kind-of met through dodgeball, but not really” wedding! Show this badge to Teddy Salad for free drinks at Barcade FOR LIFE!	Retired	How to get the PK / JG 2010 badge?
191		Dew Tour Super Fan	Congrats! You're 1 stop away from Dew Athlete Status. Show this badge at the Alli Shop and snag yourself a free pair of shades and make it official!	Retired	How to get the Dew Tour Super Fan badge?	Dew Tour
192		Alli After Dark	Looks like somebody LOVES partying with Dew Athletes. 2 Alli After Dark parties in one week - Well Done!	Retired	How to get the Alli After Dark badge?	Dew Tour
193		Super Duper Swarm	That "Super Swarm" badge is for babies! Welcome to the Super Duper Swarm Club - 500 people checked in at once!	Active	How to get the Super Duper Swarm badge?
194		Epic Swarm	Wow! 1,000 foursquare users in the same location?!? According to our math, the world should implode right about now.	Active	How to get the Epic Swarm badge?
195		Dog's Best Friend	Woof! Woof woof 10 checkins @ dog runs woof woof woof 30 days woof woof! Woof!	Active	How to get the Dog's Best Friend badge?
196		World Cup 2010	Gooooooooooooooooaalllll! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! We hope you're enjoying World Cup 2010 as much as we are!	Retired	How to get the World Cup 2010 badge?
197		Comic-Con 2010	Welcome to Metropolis, errr San Diego. You've just scored the Superman badge! Now show this at the WB booth to pick up some free swag, while supplies last. (Hint: stay away from the Kryptonite Cupcakes)	Retired	How to get the Comic-Con 2010 badge?	Comic-Con 2010
198		VH1 Fanatic	That’s three music venue check-ins for you! Your love of live music has now been confirmed. Now go get to the front of the crowd and make us proud.	Active	How to get the VH1 Fanatic badge?	VH1
199		Mile High	Congrats, you’ve just unlocked the Mile High badge! 500 miles per hour @ 30,000 feet and you’re still connected with Gogo. Happy travels!	Active	How to get the Mile High badge?	Gogo
200		Bookworm Bender	Looks like you’re throwing a late night bender at the library. Ain’t no party like a Pythagorean Theorem party!	Active	How to get the Bookworm Bender badge?
201		Quad Squatter	That’s your 10th check-in at the Quad. Either you’re majoring in Botany, or you just gave up on class altogether.	Active	How to get the Quad Squatter badge?
202		Smells Like School Spirit	Woah! That’s your 5th check-in showing your school pride. You’re a super fan! Now remember to wash off that face paint before you go to bed – huge mistake!	Active	How to get the Smells Like School Spirit badge?
203		Munchies	That’s 5 check-ins at campus dining halls. You must be a Grilled Cheese connoisseur. You deserve a TV Show!	Active	How to get the Munchies badge?
204		Campus Explorer	You’ve travelled far and wide to explore every corner of campus – all without getting scurvy. Magellan’s got nothing on you!	Active	How to get the Campus Explorer badge?
205		PEOPLE Hot Spot	Congrats! You’ve just dipped your fabulously-heeled foot into the ultra-exclusive celebrity world. What’s next – your own reality show?	Active	How to get the PEOPLE Hot Spot badge?	PEOPLE Magazine
206		PEOPLE VIP	Wait outside the velvet rope? You? No way! You know where to find the hottest parties — it’s just too bad this badge doesn’t come with bottle service.	Active	How to get the PEOPLE VIP badge?	PEOPLE Magazine
207		2010 VMA Moonman	We're really happy for you, and we're gonna let you finish, but be sure to watch the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards on Sept. 12th! Rock Out!	Retired	How to get the 2010 VMA Moonman badge?	MTV
208		MTV GYT	Thanks for taking part in MTV's 'Get Yourself Tested' campaign. People who @GYTNOW are twice as sexy as those who don't. Spread the word and encourage your friends to get tested too!	Retired	How to get the MTV GYT badge?	MTV
209		Redskins	You’re in…you are a part of Redskins Nation. Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath! Fight for old D.C.!	Active	How to get the Redskins badge?	Washington Redskins
210		Swimmies	Hey now! That's your 5th check-in near the water. Let's hope this isn't followed-up by unlocking our "Unlucky Shark Attack" badge.	Active	How to get the Swimmies badge?
211		Great Outdoors	Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Behold Mother Nature's true beauty. Now if only she'd throw a double rainbow up in this piece.	Active	How to get the Great Outdoors badge?
212		Just Desserts	You're a foodie that loves savory but it's time to get your sweet on! Savor your badge BRAVO style.	Active	How to get the Just Desserts badge?	Bravo
213		Oktoberfest	You’re a real Pfundskerl! You’ve checked in at three different Oktoberfest locations. Prost to your achievement! Now, we feel you’ve earned a reward....make sure to check the badge unlock email you will receive from foursquare to learn how to redeem an awesome discount on your next Lufthansa flight!	Retired	How to get the Oktoberfest badge?	Lufthansa
214		Warm Up	Congratulations! That's 3 activities completed with RunKeeper. But don't stop now... You're just getting warmed up! Try tracking an upcoming race or some other activities with RunKeeper to earn more badges.	Active	How to get the Warm Up badge?	RunKeeper
215		5K	Hey, remember that time you finished a 5K? Because it JUST happened. Feels good, doesn't it? Who knows... maybe some day you'll make it through a marathon!	Active	How to get the 5K badge?	RunKeeper
216		Over Achiever	Nice! You've tracked 5 different activity types on RunKeeper. You win a free air guitar!	Active	How to get the Over Achiever badge?	RunKeeper
217		Marathon	You finished a marathon (that's twenty-six point two miles, friend), and all you got was this badge. Oh wait... and that INCREDIBLE feeling of accomplishment! Way to go!	Active	How to get the Marathon badge?	RunKeeper
225		A-List	Don't look now, but an A-Lister just checked in... and it's YOU! Doesn't life feel more glamorous already?	Active	How to get the Marathon badge?	LogoTV
226		Shine Seeker	Congratulations, you've unlocked the Shine Seeker badge! See foursquare.com/queensland for info on our Shine Seeker competition... and keep on exploring Queensland, where Australia shines!	Active	How to get the Shine Seeker?	Queensland
234		NASA Explorer	Check the hoses on your spacesuit and prepare for launch! You have discovered lots of NASA related locations, making you an official NASA Explorer. Keep looking up and checking in!	Active	How to get the NASA Explorer badge?	NASA
237		Conan Blimpspotter	You’ve spotted The Conan Blimp! A big orange bag of slow moving gas has never looked so pretty. Visit www.teamcoco.com for more Conan!	Retired	How to get the Conan Blimpspotter badge?	Team Coco
238		Rally to Restore Sanity	You've joined Jon Stewart to bring America back to reasonableness. You're probably not the badge-wearing type, but we figured this little electronic one was pretty discreet.	Retired	How to get the Rally to Restore Sanity badge?	Rally to Restore Sanity
239		March to Keep Fear Alive	You stood with Stephen Colbert to help beat back the forces of sanity! Wear this badge proudly and remember to always... shh! What's that? I think there's someone behind you. Run!!!	Retired	How to get the March to Keep Fear Alive badge?	Keep Fear Alive
240		Spooky Swarm	This Monster Mash is now swarming! I'd watch out if I were you... ♫ cause this is Thriller! Thriller Night! And no one's going to save you from the beast about to strike! ♫	Retired	How to get the Spooky Swarm badge?
241		I Voted 2010	♫...and the home of the brave!♫ Thanks for voting! Now visit elections.foursquare.com	Active	How to get the I Voted 2010 badge?
242		Halloween 2010	Happy Halloween from foursquare! Here's to hoping you came up with a better costume than The Jersey Shore.	Retired	How to get the Halloween 2010 badge?
		PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive Badge	Only a tall drink of water like yourself would know the sexiest hot spots. Say, is it hot in here, or is it just you? Meeeeeoooow!	Active	How to get the PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive Badge?	PEOPLE Magazine
		Riff Raffner Badge	What's more exciting - unlocking this badge? Or the fact that you're about to see Ellen? Live! In Person! Hope you brought your dancing shoes!	Active	How to get the Riff Raffner Badge?	The Ellen Show
		Sounds So Good	From the Beatles to Bieber, you love music just as much as Ellen! Now kick back and enjoy the tunes!	Active	How to get the Sounds So Good Badge?	The Ellen Show
		excELLENt fan	♫Have a little fun… today!♫ Look at you, bouncing around town hitting up all of Ellen’s favorite spots! You're practically BFFs!	Active	How to get the excELLENt fan Badge?	The Ellen Show
		Toys"R"Us Black Friday 2010	Congratulations on unlocking the Toys"R"Us Black Friday Badge! First 3000 to text FOURSQBF to 30364 receive 15% Off of Purchases $150 or more on you next visit. GO! Offer valid 11/28-12/2	Retired	How to get the Toys"R"Us Black Friday 2010 Badge Badge?
		Macy's Parade 2010	You've checked into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade®! Enjoy this week’s excitement featuring great bands, musical acts, mischievous clowns & awe-inspiring floats! 5-4-3-2-1…Let’s Have a Parade!	Retired	How to get the Macy's Parade 2010 Badge?
		(RED)	December 1 is World AIDS Day. We're striving for an AIDS Free Generation by 2015. Thanks for unlocking the (RED) badge and helping make this possibility a reality!	Retired	How to get the (RED) Badge?
		RadioShack Holiday Hero	Your cape is waving in the wind like a majestic beacon of holiday hope. Congratulations, Holiday Hero, you’re entitled to 20% off qualifying in-store purchases now thru 12/31/10 at The Shack®. Nice.	Active	How to get the RadioShack Holiday Hero Badge?	RadioShack
		Baggage Handler	Looks like you've had your baggage handled. Happy Holidays and have a safe flight!	Active	How to get the Baggage Handler Badge?
		Hangover	Late to bed and early to rise. Good luck making it through the day. Tip: bacon egg n' cheese and orange gatorade will be your bestest friend.	Active	How to get the Hangover Badge?
		9 to 5	Looks like someone's filed 15 TPS reports in 30 days. Ummm... Yeeaahh... we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B.	Active	How to get the 9 to 5 Badge?	PEOPLE Magazine
		Chadge	Happy Birthday to the guy wearing the ironic internet T-shirt and running shoes! We'll pour out a little something for your 4-0.	Retired	How to get the Chadge Badge?

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